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HIGH VELOCITY FOOLISHNESS
HIGH VELOCITY FOOLISHNESS
Wade into the guilt-free waters of The Otis Advisory for 90-seconds of high-velocity social satire with a bite. Outspoken and topical, host D’Otis exposes the funniest and most absurd ideas now driving the New America. “Don’t think, just listen,” said Otis, as each fully produced “news cartoon” from the Masterpiece Collection pops in to punctuate the madness and help celebrate the larceny. “We’re always on hot standby for the next big story as the country edges closer to the quickening – the singularity,” he added. “You want artificial intelligence? You found it. Now go wash your hands.” In this overheated social climate, there is a hunger for someone to help explain it all. So join the pageantry! The Otis Advisory is your “coach class ticket to radio comedy.”
Hear a 90-second Otis Advisory, or three!
Wade into the guilt-free waters of The Otis Advisory for a scalding look at the New America.
Hosts can use these produced cartoon-length features as a daily pop-in to punctuate a talk show or segment.
High Velocity Hoot – inspired by true events
Pat Fant is an American humorist and 2011 Inductee into the Texas Radio Hall of Fame. As Senior Fellow Otis, he leads a scholarly collection of high-functioning Southern assets at the nation’s only Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp. Otis enjoys long walks on the beach, White Russians, red sodie water and voting without an ID.
“We thought we would make millions in the bait coin game, but when that didn’t happen, we started taking on important sounding Think Tank assignments here at the bait camp. “We’re always on hot standby for the next big radio story as the country edges closer to the quickening,” explained Otis. “You want artificial intelligence? You found it. Now go wash your hands.”
